Comfy Seating Aficionados Mugs

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Frigid Cold

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"Zzz."

Dumpy McComforts

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

Memory Foam