Comfy Seating Aficionados Pillows

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Frigid Cold

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"Nana" Technology

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

I really don't like your attitude. I really don't like your Snuggie.

Dumpy McComforts

Memory Foam

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'