Cozy Comfort Aficionados Pillows

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Frigid Cold

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Gay Couple

Yeti/Not Yeti

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

American Flag

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

Not a morning person.

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'