Cozy Sleep Aficionados Pillows

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

Frigid Cold

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Yeti/Not Yeti

Cot.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Hibernation Clock.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

"Oh no the central heating system is about to explode...it's your stomach again, isn't it?"

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

American Flag

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'I can't get out of bed. I don't know if it's the depression or my brand new hand-crafted mattress from Slumber Village.'

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"