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"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

Frigid Cold

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Cot.

Yeti/Not Yeti

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Hibernation Clock.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

"Oh no the central heating system is about to explode...it's your stomach again, isn't it?"

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'I can't get out of bed. I don't know if it's the depression or my brand new hand-crafted mattress from Slumber Village.'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

American Flag

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Do Not Disturb