Comfy Sleep Enthusiast Pillows

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"What's with your hair?"

Sleepy Bunny

"You were snoring."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"I like to come prepared for meetings."