Cozy Chair Lover Pillows

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

The Big Tree

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Satan in the fireplace

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

Thanks for house sitting!

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."

'Yours, is one of the worst cases of acrophobia I've ever seen.'