Custom Chair Enthusiast Pillows

Nice custom job, Bill!

D.I.Y

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

I see

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Introverted Chair

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Skier.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"