Easy Chair Enthusiast Gifts

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"I love my luvvie."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Skier.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Nice custom job, Bill!

Sitting down

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'