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'Have you met my protege?'

'Corporal Donnison,sir. Twenty first Easy Chair Division.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

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Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Chilly baby.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

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Introverted Chair

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

You know you're getting old when....

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Sitting down

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

A horse painting a self-portrait.

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'