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'Have you met my protege?'

'Corporal Donnison,sir. Twenty first Easy Chair Division.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

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Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Chilly baby.

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Horror Film Director.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

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Introverted Chair

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Sitting down

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

You know you're getting old when....

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

A horse painting a self-portrait.

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking

"Some of my best friends are black and white."