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'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Greenfingers.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Robert Schumann

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Charles Baudelaire

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Horror Film Director.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

J. M. W. Turner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Introverted Chair

My horse for a kingdom.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Atomic Bear: Part 20

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'You've got Chain Mail!'