Chair Admirer Mugs

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Greenfingers.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Robert Schumann

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Charles Baudelaire

'What, They're comfortable.'

Skier.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

J. M. W. Turner

Reserved Parking

My horse for a kingdom.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'You've got Chain Mail!'

The Mythical Unicorn.