Antique Chair Admirer Mugs

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Blue Dress

Souvenirs.

Teddy Roosevelt

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Antiques

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Skier.

Reserved Parking

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"I'll take it."

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.