Antique Chair Admirer Pillows

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Blue Dress

Souvenirs.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Teddy Roosevelt

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Reserved Parking

Antiques

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Introverted Chair

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Centaur falls in love.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Frank Sinatra.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Victorian woman at a bar.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Mangle

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"I'll take it."