Armchair Admirer Pillows

Woman relaxing in armchair on beach

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"I'd forgotten what colour that chair was."

Love

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Cakeless.

Forrest Gander

Mannequin protest

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."