Armchair Admirer Pillows

Woman relaxing in armchair on beach

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"I'd forgotten what colour that chair was."

Love

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Kultural K9's.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Reserved Parking

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Cakeless.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Forrest Gander

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Mannequin protest

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."