Armchair Aficionados Pillows

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Man's best friends."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Thomas Keneally

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Frigid Cold

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

You know you're getting old when....

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Sitting down

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Marcel Proust.

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.