Armchair Aficionados Gifts

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Man's best friends."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Thomas Keneally

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

Frigid Cold

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

You know you're getting old when....

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Sitting down

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Marcel Proust.