Chair Aficionado Gifts

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

The Thinker

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.