Chair Aficionado Gifts

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

The Thinker

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Naked Furniture

Introverted Chair

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"