Armchair Aficionado Gifts

Comfort zone

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

'Why assume anyone else wants to sit on your stupid old chair?'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'He reminds me of the ocean - makes me sick!'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"People over sixty simply don't have the strength to leave the chair and can therefore not get hurt."

"The damn thing won't even recline!"

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Meet The Author"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

American Idle.

Gunter Grass

Stephen Spender.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Noel Coward.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"