Chair Enthusiast Gifts

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'You're making me nervous, stop rocking!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Zero Gravity Chairs.

'Sir, comfortable chairs wear out. Only the very unconfortable become antiques.'

'His teeth I can fix. But look what he did to my brand new chair!'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Chair therapy.

What if Congress designed rocking chairs?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'While we were very impressed with each of you, we have decided to offer Brenda the position of product tester.'

Sitting down

Reserved Parking

"This is the only way Safety would approve the new swivel office chairs."

"FYI, your retirement doesn't affect the daytime status of this chair."

Furniture Factory. Chairs Div. I enjoy making chairs, but I'd like to get a desk job eventually.

Introverted Chair

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Tilly Slowboy

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

You can't get what up

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'What, They're comfortable.'