Pushchair Enthusiast Gifts

"It's done wonders for my back!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

You can't get what up

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Reserved Parking

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Eventual Motion Machine

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."