Armchair Afficionados Gifts

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Tongue in the ear...

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Frigid Cold

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Sitting down

You know you're getting old when....

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'