Armchair Afficionados Mugs

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Tongue in the ear...

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Reserved Parking

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Frigid Cold

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Sitting down

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

You know you're getting old when....

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair