Armchair Admirers Mugs

Armchair

Taking a peek at the audience

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Death Takes A Time-Share

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

You know you're getting old when....

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

Frontispiece for Juvenal

My Life as a Troll

Mickey Mouth.

Alan Bennett

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

Angling Competition

Pisa Chiropractic.

Grandpappy's First Cushioned Chair

Jennifer Connelly