Chair Enthusiasts Gifts

'What, They're comfortable.'

Grandpappy's First Cushioned Chair

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Man's best friends."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Introverted Chair

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

You know you're getting old when....

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Sitting down

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

The cushions are very soft !

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'