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'What, They're comfortable.'

Grandpappy's First Cushioned Chair

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Man's best friends."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Skier.

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Sitting down

You know you're getting old when....

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."