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Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

London map drawn from memory.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Reading room

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Skier.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Saguaro Cacti.

Introverted Chair

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Reserved Parking