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"It's done wonders for my back!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

You can't get what up

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

Skier.

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Eventual Motion Machine

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone