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'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Tilly Slowboy

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

You can't get what up

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Beware of the Lawn

'What, They're comfortable.'

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'