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'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

Chillaxing!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Happy Brithday

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.