Lawn Lounge Lover Gifts

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Chillaxing!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

Happy Brithday

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'