Backyard Lounge Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Beginning Yarder.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Chillaxing!

Hello from the shed.

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Happy Brithday

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'