Backyard Lounge Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Beginning Yarder.

Chillaxing!

Hello from the shed.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Happy Brithday

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."