Lawn Lounging Enthusiast Gifts

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Happy Brithday

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Hey Google, describe the view."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'