"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."
Lawn Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the lawn aficionado in your life? Explore a charming collection of products that celebrate their love for gardening and perfectly kept lawns. Whether it's a witty mug, trendy t-shirt, comfy pillow, or striking print, these items add a personal touch to their outdoor obsession.
'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'
STRIP The grass is always greener on the other side
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"
That thing he's riding today is a sloppy eater!
Did you know that suburban white males have over 100 words for lawn?
Despite some overgrown lawns, the neighborhood is terrific. For sale. The seller's yard is meticulously tended. Imagine letting him play here everyday! Just treated with pesticide.
'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'
'The world's first riding lawnmower.'
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Don't forget the hosepipe ban!
I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.
A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.
The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
"Mulch madness"
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Beginning Yarder.
'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'
Three different categories of lawnmower.
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Goddess of Fertility garden feature
'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'
'George! This way quick!'
"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."
'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'
Beware of the Lawn
"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."
'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'
'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'
Mowing the Bottle-Garden
Lawn Aficionado Gifts Collection
Lawn Aficionado Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that celebrate the lawn aficionado. Perfect for those who love to start their day with a smile and a touch of gardening humor.
Lawn Aficionado Pillows
Find soft, cozy pillows that showcase their love for lush lawns. A perfect gift to add a touch of greenery and charm to any space.
Lawn Aficionado Prints
Browse stunning prints inspired by the beauty of manicured lawns. They make a thoughtful gift to brighten up any garden space or home.
Lawn Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt collection for lawn lovers. Fun, comfy, and full of personality — ideal for displaying their passion for beautiful grass and gardens.