Lawn Game Aficionado Gifts

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'The grudge match.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'