Lawn Game Aficionado Gifts

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'The grudge match.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Where's my horse?'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mower Repair

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Mowing manual.