Lawn Game Enthusiast Gifts

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"Are you coming Charles?"

Giant croquet ball heads towards a car.

Lawn darts never took off in Heaven

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'The grudge match.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Where's my horse?'

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Mower Repair

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.