Lawn Tennis Lover Gifts

Lawn Tennis

Young man entering another into a tennis tournament.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

I love PE.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Mam? What's love juice?"