Lawn Tennis Gifts

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

COWS: Cow Pong

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Tennis ball girl.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'