Lawn Tennis Pillows

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

COWS: Cow Pong

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Cat and mouse.