Lawn Sports Lover Gifts

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Beginning Yarder.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"Who's a good boy?!!"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'