Lawn Sports Gifts

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

No Croquet

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Women in a cross country race

Golf with a difference

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Herb's from Texas."