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CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

No Croquet

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Sport Utility Boot.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Women in a cross country race

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Golf with a difference

'The grudge match.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Bird Symbol Hunting