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"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"Are you coming Charles?"

Giant croquet ball heads towards a car.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The grudge match.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Where's my horse?'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Mowing manual.