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Young man entering another into a tennis tournament.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Beginning Yarder.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."