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Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Chris Froome

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Mower Repair

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.