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Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'