Lawn Sale Enthusiast Pillows

You're too late! All teh good stuff is gone.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"There's more inside."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Yard Sale

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

House sale.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Extreme Yard Sale