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You're too late! All teh good stuff is gone.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"There's more inside."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Yard Sale

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'George! This way quick!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.