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'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Beware of the Lawn

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Cow Pilot.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Who's a good boy?!!"

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

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